Wanted: The Kool-Aid Man
Description:
Suspect is a gigantic anthropomorphic pitcher, filled with Tropical Punch Kool-Aid and marked with a fingerpainted smiley face.
AKA:
Pitcher Man
Date of Birth:
1954
Place of Birth:
Chicago
Build:
Round
Last Seen:
Breaking through a brick and yelling “Oh yeah!”
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